Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Finest Qualities of an Earl

Thanks to the love and kindness of Cornwall (Rest in Peace) and Regan. I am now the new Earl of Gloucester. A title my treasonous father once owned. With such responsibilities and an overwhelming amount of power invested in me over the course of a few days, it is understandable that some of you may see me as unfit. This website was made to amend such doubts, as I, Edmund, will change Gloucester, and England, forever.

Before I was Earl of Gloucester, I was my father's own personal assistant! Indeed. I was there when he made the decisions, declarations, papers, etc etc. In simpler terms, I know the job he did, and I know how to do it better. My father was a good man, but rarely thought outside the box. His opinions were always confined within the limiting box of laws and traditions. I assure you that I will bring change, and for the better.


I will start by cracking down on thievery and brigandry within our region. Both Princesses of the country, Goneril and Regan, are smitten with me, and will provide for any luxuries I desire. I will then raise the taxes to bring more gold into our institution. The gold will be spent on more important things like roads and maintaining castles along our shores. Know that this is just a start, and the real changes will take effect after the imminent invasion is repelled. 

-Edmund

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